Top 9 Things to (try to) Sell on Ebay!

1. Your self-published book titled "How to lose millions on the stock market."
   
   
2. Your younger sibling.
   
   
3. Your old toothbrush.
   
   
4. An autographed copy of your poem titled "Things."
   
   
5. Your nephew's blankie.
   
   
6. Pirated copies of Barney sing-a-long videos.
   
   
7. Your old, beat-up VW Bug (with engine neither in the front nor back.)
   
   
8. Your local Taco Bell franchise.
   
   
9. Your pet monkey's offspring