Top 9 Things to do During a Sermon

1. Sleep.
   
   
2. Pick your nose.
   
   
3. Laugh at ridiculous religious jokes.
   
   
4. Check out some of the attractive people in the choir.
   
   
5. Blow your nose -- really, really loud.
   
   
6. Turn off your hearing aid.
   
   
7. Grin as if you had a pleasant week.
   
   
8. Raise your hand.
   
   
9. Write a top ten list cause your so damn bored.