Top 9 Signs The Guy In The Cubicle Next To You Is Michael Jackson

1. Fax machine always clogged with subpoenas
   
   
2. There's a llama tethered to the water cooler
   
   
3. Only cubicle that has a ferris wheel
   
   
4. Asks if office has a third option besides "Men's Room" and "Ladies' Room"
   
   
5. Borrows your Wite-Out to touch up his face
   
   
6. Recycling bin is filled with surgical masks
   
   
7. They canceled "Bring Your Child to Work Day"
   
   
8. He answers his phone with a high-pitched "hee hee"
   
   
9. Everyone around te office is asking who's the new white chick