Top 9 Signs You're At A Bad Mall

1. "Mall security guards tasering innocent people for fun"
   
   
2. "The mannequins are giving you the finger"
   
   
3. "You toss a penny in the fountain and it hits a corpse"
   
   
4. "Lenscrafters promises glasses 'In about a month'
   
   
5. "The Sbarro sbucks"
   
   
6. "It's located in the 'bad part' of Fallujah"
   
   
7. "Saturday is 'Mexican Gang Day'"
   
   
8. "You check your coat; 10 mintues later you see it for sale at J.C. Penney"
   
   
9. "The sales person keeps offering to measure your inseam, and you're at a bookstore"